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Adam was hanging around the garden <>
of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a
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companion and that it would be a woman

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, <>
she will cook for you,

and when you discover clothing, <>
she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision <>
you make and she will not nag you,

and will always be the first to admit she was wrong <>
when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!

She will bear your children.

and never ask you to get up in the middle of the <>
night to take care of them.

"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give <>
you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"


Of course the rest is history......................


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